you're not

tumblr is so funny when you try to click on a blog thats blocked you. "ooooh ghost blog this person doesnt exist youre imagining things oooh this url who never heard of them oooh" like girl shut up i'm not fucking stupid 😭

#"never heard of ‘em" well i have. they’re a cunt.

matching shirts for you and the bestie

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

made this as a discord sticker so it's also here

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee